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This semester I am taking a Biology class. It's nothing special, just Bio 100. I need it to graduate or I wouldn't be taking it. But you see my professor is special. And by special I mean he obviously has suffered a traumatic brain injury. His name is Hal Black and he is obsessed with birds. On several occasions he has brought in dead birds that he has carefully placed on a paper towel and passed them around the class. Apparently this man has never heard of disease. I spend 95% of the class drawing pictures and I don't miss anything. When I decide to tune in I discover we are talking about Santa. Or the fact that just because the Cardinals lost the Superbowl doesn't mean birds are any less majestic. One day we watched Amadeus. (Good movie, bad biology lesson.) Our tests are even more bizzare.

Sample Question: Dead feathers, so what?
Acceptable answer: a poem about ducks.

At this point you're all probably thinking "yeah right". I am not joking. This man is insane. I really don't understand how the administration has let this continue.